Southern fried humor with a heaping helping of action adventure.  The second greatest story ever told.  WARNING:  In a serious effort to test the effects of Jehovah's Witness Protection Program, a random, double blind, controlled study was performed on participants reading the novel, versus those taking a placebo, sugar pill.  Please be advised of the following results:  Readers of Jehovah's Witness Protection Program, no relation to the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses religion, exhibited elevated emotional levels, leading to uncontrolled laughter, watery eyes, increased libido, and a general feeling of euphoria.  The placebo group displayed none of these symptoms.  The author and publisher have determined that while reading Jehovah's Witness Protection Program, consumers should not fly airplanes, ride horses, operate heavy machinery, perform open heart surgery, drive automobiles, or ride motorcycles.

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